You Know You Are In San Francisco, when…
Jan 29, 2020 | Uncategorized
- Your co-worker tells you they have eight body piercings but none are visible.
- When someone says TENDERLOIN, you don’t think of steak. You think of danger.
- You make over $100,000 a year and still can’t afford a house.
- You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
- You never b
other looking at the MUNI line schedule because you know the drivers have never seen it.
- You can’t remember…is pot legal?
- You have been to more than one baby shower that has two months and a sperm donor.
- You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.
- A really great parking space can move you to tears.
- You know that anyone wearing shots in April is just visiting from Ohio.
- You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
- Your boss runs in “The Bay to Breakers”..it’s and you see him/her nude.
- Your child’s 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named “Breeze.” After telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the teacher is male or female.
- You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can’t decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Mandarin or building your own website class.
- You haven’t been to Fisherman’s Warf, since the first month you moved to SF and couldn’t figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life depended on it.
- A man walks on a MUNI in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don’t notice.
- A woman walks on a MUNI with live poultry. You don’t notice.
- You think any guy with George Clooney haircut must be from the Midwest.
- You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
- Your hairdresser is straight; your plumber is gay and your Mary Kay Lady is a guy in drag.
